I feel like I’ve just been born, even though I’m getting on.
-PJ Harvey (‘Pocket Knife’)
You can dye your hair but it's the one thing you can't change
Can't run away from yourself.
-Pulp (‘Help the Aged’)
Behold this bevy of brunette babes born on March 25th:
'Tis Herself (looking exactly the same as in the '70s!)
I wish I was special, but today I'm number one, second to no one, no sweat, I'm clean, nothing can touch me...
..and a great horoscope to boot!
Free Will Astrology
Don't you think it's time you toned down your manic aspirations? Aren't you curious about the sweet, sensitive success that could be yours if only you got really calm and peaceful? Wouldn't it be interesting to explore the more manageable opportunities that might become available by accepting your limitations with humble equanimity? APRIL FOOL! Don't you dare do any of those things, Aries. Your spiritual duty for the foreseeable future is to be a brave initiator of ingenious experiments . . . a high-powered self-starter who competes primarily with yourself . . . a pioneering warrior who's in quest of transcendent exploits that make it unnecessary to go to war.